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Gnelp Gnelp

Gnelp Gnelp(he/him) is the assistant manager at a restaurant and lives in the grease trap. He was released into the world through unknown means in 2024 and is often blamed for unknown disappearances of small objects. He has yet to be sighted but is is confirmed to reek of mustard and fish. He has no physical body. He is also a manosphere guy.

"Hey have you seen the mayo?"

"No, I think Gnelp Gnelp took it"

by Spotted in Miami January 13, 2025