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Definitions by Spicy Jalapeno

a gift from the heavens that is cute but can also scare the living heck out of you.

they are the rulers of the internet and can give just as much love and affection as dogs, who unlike cats, aren't nearly as chill and majestic.
cats are adorable as heck. prove me wrong

cat owner- I just got a new cat!

dog owner- so you got a murder weapon?
Cat by Spicy Jalapeno August 30, 2022
A super hot Iranian girl; usually of the amazing kind. Pretty much got it goin on in every way.
Damn all I need is a Hoda to ride with me in this new Maserati I just leased.
Hoda by Spicy Jalapeno November 29, 2011