2 definitions by Spencer Schraeger

July 1st

Give your favorite child $40 more then you would normally give them that day.

Mom-Hey kiddo here is your allowance

Kid-thanks mom now you have to give me $40 extra dollars

Mom-No I Don’t!!!
Kid-It is July 1st
Mom-oh crap

July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes

You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no

You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you