easons

an excuse as a search warrant for the spelling nazis to find you within your own home and take you to their Literary Concentration Camps.
-usually spotted within text such as most commonly mispelled words while the grammar is taken out of oral context

Excuse me, which of the four "easons" is it now?
Oh no! Quick, go to Switzerland before they search your home! It's neutral land! You'll be safe from their Perfect & Literate World Order!