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Cockney is an area in London where criminals live. The police don't arrest them because (and they're very strict about this) they only slaughter their own. And they have funerals with horses and floral tributes that say things like "Mum" and "Stab."
Cockney: I'm a cockney, I'm from London, which is spelt S-H-I-T-H-O-L-E and where you're guaranteed to be either mugged or not appreciated.
by Sonya Partridge November 25, 2009
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