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A "trap" that can cause the player to die after completing a level, thereby forcing them to do it all over again. It's usually caused by flaws in design, although it can be intentional.

Named for a level in Kaizo Mario World where the player must active a P-Switch before hitting the goal, or Mario will walk off into a pit of lava and die, negating the victory.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS??"

-JonTron, after falling for the OG Kaizo Trap
by Someone who kinda exists August 3, 2021
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When a person with middle/end-stage Alzheimer's has a brief moment where they snap out of their memory loss. It only lasts a few seconds at most, and is very bittersweet for everyone involved.
Pamela and her friend, Maureen went to the nursing home to visit Pamela's 83-year-old mother, Edna, who was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease four years prior.

When the two gals got to Pamela's mother, they found her in a wheelchair staring aimlessly at the wall. But when Maureen tried to introduce herself, Pamela's mother had an Alzheimer's Clarity Moment.

"Hello, Maureen" she said, in a soft, barely-audible voice.

Ecstatic, Pamela quickly asked her, "Mom, do you recognize me?"

"Yes," Pamela's mom said after a brief pause. "Yes, I do recognize you...Pam...ela..." And then she reverted to staring at the wall, her sudden moment of clarity forever lost.

Pamela began sobbing, while Maureen did her best to console her friend. That was the last time they saw her mother before she succumbed to the disease.
by Someone who kinda exists May 28, 2021
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"I have zero interest in you."
"The more Y's you put in "Hey", the more interested you are in the person. Heyyyyyy"

"He"
by Someone who kinda exists August 16, 2021
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Creedence Clearwater Revival (CCR) was an American rock band, and arguably one of the greatest bands of all time, as short-lived as it was. The band consisted of four members: Tom and John Fogerty (they were brothers), Stu Cook, and Doug Clifford. Some of their other songs include "Fortunate Son (arguably their signature song)," "Green River," "Born On The Bayou," "Who'll Stop The Rain?," "Proud Mary," "Have You Ever Seen The Rain?," "Travelling Band," "Run Through The Jungle," and "Proud Mary."

Things took a dark turn in 1971 when Tom Fogerty left the band. In October of the following year, the three remaining remembers had a rancorous falling out, after their seventh album turned out to be a massive flop because John Fogerty wanted to try something different that the other members did not like.

Following their break-up, the four members went their separate ways.

John Fogerty pursued a solo career. He has expressed an interest in reforming the band since the 2010s, but his ex-bandmates have made a firm refusal to do so.

Doug Clifford and Stu Cook formed the band "Creedence Clearwater Revisited," where they perform CCR's songs.

Tom Fogerty also embarked on a solo career, but it was cut short when he died on September 6, 1990 from tuberculosis aggravated by HIV/AIDS at the age of 48.
Creedence Clearwater Revival is an amazing band. Imagine how much more popular they would have been if they didn't have a falling out.
by Someone who kinda exists September 19, 2021
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One of the co-owners of Roblox. He was also the glue holding the website together.
Since Erik Cassel's death, Roblox has been getting exponentially worse every year.
by Someone who kinda exists October 11, 2021
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A schizophrenic artist who eventually turned to making hilarious songs which are so bad, they're good.
Here's to Wesley Willis (1963-2003)

Your songs were absolutely terrible, but they are hilarious to listen to.
by Someone who kinda exists March 3, 2022
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A form of humor where the audience expects something obvious to happen, but then something else happens/appears out of nowhere.
Bait and Switch Example:

(ASDF)

Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"

Guy with glasses: "Ah..."

(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)

"...Don't listen to him!"

(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)
by Someone who kinda exists March 8, 2022
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