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Malik

He smells like shit, he is kinda or actually a full horse. he’s horny all the time & doesn’t know if he’s “straight”. He can sleep standing up, they have exceptional vision with almost 360-degree field of view, he can't breathe through their mouth, he have lightning-fast reflexes, foals can walk and run within, he also a herbivorous, have excellent memories, he is social with other animals, he have a unique digestive system, and can't burp. He hangs around burger and fries. Oh did I forget he’s shitty?
Hey do you know Malik is?
The horse??”
by Someone that hates Malik April 26, 2025
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