Diagnosed with yellow fever and a beaver eater on a daily basis.
Tends to reject hugs, even with the yellow fever.
Alan: Did you see the hot Asian chink that just walked by?
Vicente: Really??!?!!! DAMNIT! I was too busy with my beaver feast. Damn dude, can't believe I missed it.
Alan: You're such a Vicente!
Buy a
You're such a Vicente
mug!