Definitions by Sofa king brilliant

splunky 

Weird and messed up; kinda crazy and cuckoo; you are considered a splunk if you are splunky

Person 1: wow that bike is pretty weird and messed up
Person 2: yeah, it’s kinda splunky

splunky by Sofa king brilliant October 25, 2019

Poochikur 

(poo)-(chick)-(er)
The sound a couch makes when it dramatically slides across the floor

Ex) the couch just went poochikur

Poochikur by Sofa king brilliant July 28, 2019