Definitions by Smell the Glove

Boomer Roll 

Expensive toilet paper that can only be purchased by the most affluent in society.

Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.

Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.

Boomer Roll by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024