1 definition by Smackdown Steve
A sexy beast who doesn't know it. Always laughs at unfunny shit but never makes good jokes. A thick mamma jamma with the caboose of a latina woman in JC Penny jeans walking down main street at 1:00 AM drunkenly stumbling from the bar to the uber, only for her to upchuck her leftover alfredo she got at Olive Garden and ate before she left. Now you have to clean that shit up which will take a fucking eternity. Loves to kill pets. Tries to kill dogs, yet always unsuccessful. Needs a haircut. A Cameron as well as a Holmes.
by Smackdown Steve April 30, 2020