Definitions by Slow XxX Learner

Hashbrown Head 

The act of getting head while eating hashbrowns.

Jon: "Yeah, she gave me hashbrown head yesterday."

Curl: "What?"

Jon: "Trust me; awesome."

Hashbrown Head by Slow XxX Learner November 7, 2011

Resolved 

Indicating a pointless attempt that is doomed to failure. Proven true by Bush's invasion of Afghanistan.

"It has been resolved that the United States will declare war with Afghanistan."

Resolved by Slow XxX Learner April 5, 2010