Slow XxX Learner's definitions

Resolved

Indicating a pointless attempt that is doomed to failure. Proven true by Bush's invasion of Afghanistan.

"It has been resolved that the United States will declare war with Afghanistan."

by Slow XxX Learner April 5, 2010

Hashbrown Head

The act of getting head while eating hashbrowns.

Jon: "Yeah, she gave me hashbrown head yesterday."

Curl: "What?"

Jon: "Trust me; awesome."

by Slow XxX Learner November 7, 2011