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Crusty Bitches

The baby-booming time keeper in your office and her gaggle of friends usually named Jill, Katherine, Janet or Janice. All gulp down Diet Cokes at their secret lunch meetings at the local Panera Bread sharing recipes on Tortilla Soup, their saggy goblets in full swing gossiping about all the juicy office details they know nothing about. Each day closer to retirement their gossip intensifies as their vaginas calcify over and the crust thickens.

Shhhh the Crusty Bitches, your 10 o’clock and they have their hearing aids on high.

by SloppyJones May 6, 2019