Definitions by Slickery Dickery Dr.

swedish chef

An inept and typically failed attempt at executing an admiral task or goal.

Dude she just swedish chefed that bj. Bork bork bork!

swedish chef by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

slather 

(verb) To coat generously with a paste or semi-liquid substance.

She slathered my weasel with her greazle.

slather by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004