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When you are intoxicated to the point that while taking a dump, you actually lose balance and fall off onto the floor.
"Damn man, i was so fucked up friday that i woke up in the morning with a tampon stuck up my ass."

"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."
by Skat Daddy December 7, 2009
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