Definitions by Sir Randall of Texas

Helpful Janet 

A person who thinks they are helping but really aren't.

1) A Helpful Janet is a person who gives you driving directions to somewhere where they have never been nor have any idea where it is.

2) A Helpful Janet will hand you a tool you did NOT ask for.

3) A Helpful Janet seems to always be in the way.

Helpful Janet by Sir Randall of Texas January 2, 2012