1 definition by Sir Jamison
The tall, dark, and handsome black clad figure that you meet when ur time on this earth comes to an end. He is portrayed as a tall figure dressed in a black cloak and carrying a scythe.
The olden day "Death" rode in a stagecoach pulled by two white horses to his job everyday but now he can be seen riding a Harley with flaming bunnies on the side, each bunny represents a kill for the day.
Contrary to popular belief, this is an actual job. He makes upwards of $80,000 a year and has a KILLER 401k plan.
His weaknesses are Dr. Pepper 10, Gary Busey, and his older brother Super Death. If u wish to avoid his icy embrace then if advise you start drinking Dr. Pepper 10, become friends with Gary Busey, and tell his older brother that he has been in his room.
The olden day "Death" rode in a stagecoach pulled by two white horses to his job everyday but now he can be seen riding a Harley with flaming bunnies on the side, each bunny represents a kill for the day.
Contrary to popular belief, this is an actual job. He makes upwards of $80,000 a year and has a KILLER 401k plan.
His weaknesses are Dr. Pepper 10, Gary Busey, and his older brother Super Death. If u wish to avoid his icy embrace then if advise you start drinking Dr. Pepper 10, become friends with Gary Busey, and tell his older brother that he has been in his room.
Guy 1: "Hey bro it's the Grim Reaper! RUN!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry bro he's after that other guy, and not only that but his older brother is hot on his tail."
Guy 1: "Ok good. And did u hear that he has a killer 401k plan?"
Guy 2: "Don't worry bro he's after that other guy, and not only that but his older brother is hot on his tail."
Guy 1: "Ok good. And did u hear that he has a killer 401k plan?"
by Sir Jamison March 26, 2014