Definitions by Sigmund Hylkema

Mental Masturbation 

The term coined by the promising new hope of psychology. Christopher, the surefire future of psychological theory, defines this term as the psychosexual pleasure that one receives from playing mind games with others. Christopher is a godsend to psychology.

I am, however, at the point in my life where I do not need to subject myself to the “mental masturbation” which envelopes your games.

Mental Masturbation by Sigmund Hylkema January 9, 2008