Definitions by Shirley i must be joking

octarectomy 

Octarectomy (awk-ta-rec-tomy)- Cutting the cord that connects your eyeballs to your asshole, so you don't have a shitty outlook on life.

"She was so negative, the doctor recommended an octarectomy to make her happier"

octarectomy by Shirley i must be joking May 23, 2018