Definitions by Shequavius DeAndre Tyronee

Ranger Cookie

This refers to when military people, traditionally Army Rangers, would stand in a circle and ejaculate on a cookie. The last person to do so would have to eat the cookie. The cookie itself is known as a "Ranger Cookie."

Person 1: "Roy had to eat a ranger cookie last night"
Person 2: "Fuck that blows."

Ranger Cookie by Shequavius DeAndre Tyronee August 31, 2026