Definitions by Shaun Bingham

Goblin Hanger

also known as a wrinkly old dick bag. testicles

When that old dude bent over, his goblin hanger was swaying in the wind. It was magical.

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see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.

We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.

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