fartastrophe

see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.
We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.
by Shaun Bingham January 22, 2008
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Goblin Hanger

also known as a wrinkly old dick bag. testicles
When that old dude bent over, his goblin hanger was swaying in the wind. It was magical.
by Shaun Bingham October 10, 2007
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