Waking someone up by dipping your balls in there mouth. Works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.
I'm gonna sneak into Leigh's tent in the morning and give him a salty breakfast.
shitting through someone's letter box, so when they open the door, the poo gets smeared in an arc across their carpet.
motherfucker! i came home, opened the door, and smeared an arc of shit right across my hallway