Salty Breakfast

Waking someone up by dipping your balls in there mouth. Works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.

I'm gonna sneak into Leigh's tent in the morning and give him a salty breakfast.

by Serge Fabrizio January 27, 2007

arc of shit

shitting through someone's letter box, so when they open the door, the poo gets smeared in an arc across their carpet.

motherfucker! i came home, opened the door, and smeared an arc of shit right across my hallway

by Serge Fabrizio October 14, 2007