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Chinese dictator for life. a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh (seriously, look it up!)
Xi Jinping is a dictatorial dipshit.
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by Sensible Patriot November 20, 2018

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Divorcée I'd like to fuck!
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jeannie is getting divorced?
Person 2: Wow, I've been waiting out that marriage for years. Now she's is finally available for some dating and some action!
Person 1: I hear you, brother. Talk about a DILF!
by Sensible Patriot August 09, 2019

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A diagnosable medical condition in which the afflicted blindly follows Donald Trump, a.k.a. "The Chosen One." The afflicted is incapable of free thought, unable to critically evaluate the actions or any criticism of "Dear Leader," or otherwise accurately perceive the world around them. The mindless adoration of President Trump is so intense as to impairs the person’s judgment. Additional symptoms include blind hatred of those who preach tolerance and deference to verifiable facts, as opposed to whatever "Dear Leader" or His surrogates tell them to believe.
Many people in conservative echo chambers have an incorrect impression of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while suffering from it themselves.
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by Sensible Patriot October 22, 2020

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CNN
A news network based in reality. Opposite: Faux News.
The sane person watched CNN.
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by Sensible Patriot November 07, 2020

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A talking point intended to dismiss the majority of Americans, who understand that Donald Trump is unfit to manage a McDonald's, as crazy. Generally unsuccessful, as supporting Donald Trump makes it clear that you are batshit stupid.
The high school dropout, who won't watch anything but Fox "News," has Trump Derangement Syndrome.
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by Sensible Patriot October 22, 2020

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A talking point intended to dismiss the majority of Americans, who understand that Donald Trump is unfit to manage a McDonald's, as crazy. Generally unsuccessful, as supporting Donald Trump makes it clear that you are just about the dumbest human being imaginable.
The high school dropout, who won't watch anything but Fox "News," has Trump Derangement Syndrome.
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by Sensible Patriot October 22, 2020

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Guy with the world's creepiest sex face
You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.
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by Sensible Patriot November 17, 2018

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