Senior Elstonia's definitions

Ass Copter

Coined in Chicago by JC. The sexual act of a woman having anal sex while on top of and starting by facing the man. She frequently changes from facing him to facing his feet without pulling off of him.

Older woman are learning to ass copter to compete with younger competition.

by Senior Elstonia December 8, 2012

Chicago Mary

Another term by JC in Chicago. This is an affectionate term for all those attractive middle aged women (MILFS) that come to Chicago on business and troll the local bars looking for a one night sexual adventure.

She said she was from Kansas here on business but, turned out to be a Chicago Mary.

by Senior Elstonia May 2, 2015