1 definition by Semyour Butts

trumpet

Lousy pieces of shit made from brass, usually played by dumb asses who have no idea on how play, they're hated by every section. Usually classified as the utterly overrated section with shitty players. Famous trumpeters include douche bags such as Donald Trump.

Joe: God, I shouldn't have chosen trumpet.

James: Yeah, trombones are making us look like oboes.

by Semyour Butts April 13, 2011