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Ipswich

A very white upper class town in North East Massachusetts. The fun part about the town is that they all pretend they aren't as they drive around with their beemers and suv's their parents bought for them, and then buy again when they smash them. Rampant use of weed, coke and alcohol. "hip" parents let them drink under their supervision. Their obsession with Crane's Beach leaves something to be desired. Totally totally totally self-involved. Believe that any town outside of Ipswich will take 30 minutes to get there, so no one ever leaves. If you don't beleive me, read the other reviews.
Their high school teaches a class where all we learn is why Ipswich is so wonderful, and if they had wanted to could have been the next Boston, because it was that important. FOUR HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
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