Definitions by Section Quattro

jarvis probe 

any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality

"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."

"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"

"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."

jarvis probe by Section Quattro March 22, 2009

blueberry fart 

a fart blown by a half Asian, half Mexican roommate after he's eaten a container of blueberries

"Dude, why is there all this blue stuff on the wall?" "My roommate blew a blueberry fart."

"What's that sweet, multi-ethnic odor I'm detecting?" "My Mexicasian roommate just blew a blueberry fart."

blueberry fart by Section Quattro March 22, 2009