Definitions by Sean and Tommy

fish out of water 

the absurd sexual act when a male inserts his hard penis (fish) into a women's empty mouth (the pond) and fills it up with urine (water). He then proceeds to pull out his fish and smack it on the women's face while yelping "FISH OUT OF WATER! FISH OUT OF WATER!"

I had a hot round of sex last night and finished off with a fish out of water.

fish out of water by Sean and Tommy July 13, 2007