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Underwater Pole Vaulting

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.
My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.
by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013
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