Schlaak Harasen's definitions

Lightly Toasted Cracker

A Cracker (Redneck/person of southern parts) who is tanned to the point where one could not tell the difference between if they were White or Hispanic, until the Lightly Toasted Cracker rolls up their sleeve showing the severe Farmers Tan.

Bro you're such a redneck with that tan bro, I can't even tell the difference between the color of your arm and Emilio's arm 🤣 said Timmy

Yeah, I believe the proper term you are looking for is: "Lightly Toasted Cracker" said Ron

Shut up Mr. Vocabulary! said Timmy

by Schlaak Harasen January 3, 2026