Definitions by Scaramunchie

Nut Nicker 

When you take a shit so long it breaches the water. Then given it’s weight, it tips over and leaves a poop smear on the back of your testicles.

I gave myself a nut nicker after eating too much cheese

Nut Nicker by Scaramunchie May 29, 2020

Fornicathion 

During coitus you whisper in her ear but it has to be in either Mike Tyson’s voice or a otherwise discernible lisp which gives the impression of forced entry

Yufs gunnath takes that dicths...Yufs derthy bithich. I luvs tha fornicathion with the wemens

Fornicathion by Scaramunchie February 7, 2018