When you take a shit so long it breaches the water. Then given it’s weight, it tips over and leaves a poop smear on the back of your testicles.
by Scaramunchie May 30, 2020
During coitus you whisper in her ear but it has to be in either Mike Tyson’s voice or a otherwise discernible lisp which gives the impression of forced entry
by Scaramunchie February 08, 2018