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Definitions by Sassy unicorn

joey essex

THE SEXXIEST MAN ALIVE! he is soooo gorgeous and... REEM so hot his hair clothes and even shoes everything about him is๐Ÿ‘Œ every girl should/loves him! Every girl should be aloud to kiss him before they die. He is fucking gorgeous like.
Girl: Omg like I'm well jel of joey Essex gf that should be me

Girl #2: I know what you mean babes

Example 2

Girl: I stuck some more Joey pictures on my wall today

Girl #2 he Is a minger.

Girl: sorry we are not friends anymore.
joey essex by Sassy unicorn April 20, 2014