Definitions by Sass sha J

Sketchy Twitch 

An act that causes someone sketchy to spin their head at a rapid speed to look directly at you. This often causes uneasy feelings if you happen to be the target twitch. School functions, sporting events, movies, this unexpected twitch can happen to you anywhere. Be aware of sketchy people who have an eerie owl like ability to turn their heads almost completely around. This ability combined with a break-neck speed makes for an uncomfortable couple of moments until this target twitch moves on to the next person.

My focus was distracted during the play when I realized I was the one the sketchy twitch choose to land on.

We were talking about how much weight she had gained when she pulled the sketchy twitch on us causing us to cringe.

I had no idea how scary the wrath of the sketchy twitch was until it happened to me.

Sketchy Twitch by Sass sha J May 18, 2010

Stache burn 

This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.

Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.

Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?

I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.

Stache burn by Sass sha J May 15, 2010