A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.
It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.
The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.
The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
by Sass sha J May 18, 2010

This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.
Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.
Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?
I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.
Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?
I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.
by Sass sha J May 15, 2010
