Definitions by Sasquatch Jr.
Alaskan Sleeping Bag
When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.
Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
Alaskan Sleeping Bag by Sasquatch Jr. September 14, 2022
Sasquatching
The act of driving by and connecting to a bar jukebox, playing an extremely shitty song. Made famous by playing “I Fucked a Sasquatch” by the Seething Fuck Patties.
Sasquatching by Sasquatch Jr. June 13, 2018