soccer momification

/noun/
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.

/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify

(past tense): soccer momify

Person A: Did you know about the soccer momification of Jungkook?
Person B: What the fuck bro

by Sappho's Good Friend™ September 19, 2021

gorjous

/adjective/
misspelling of 'gorgeous' (because English is annoying like that)

Variations: gorjeous, gorjus

*Texting*
Person A: Dude... you're literally gorjous
Person B: What?
Person A: What?

by Sappho's Good Friend™ September 19, 2021