1 definition by SanicDid9/11
The act of taking a shit that is so hard, dry, and crusty, that it will tear your asshole open with the force of a thousand warriors. May include bleeding and the inability to sit down.
Person A: Dude, I just ate some Taco Bell and I gotta go drop a nuke in the bathroom.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.
by SanicDid9/11 September 25, 2015