Sammyni Spyderini's definitions

bitchslap

when you slap the sense into a bitch because they keep fucking around

Person A: Hey, Person C, I heard Person B was messing with you again. What'd you do this time?
Person C: I bitchslapped that hoe so hard her teeth almost got knocked loose.
Person A: Uh huh...

by Sammyni Spyderini December 21, 2025

frying

when you're not just dying of laughter, but worse, frying of laughter

user1: funny pic
user2: HGAGHAHAHAHAH IM FRYINGG LAMAAOOOO

by Sammyni Spyderini December 26, 2025

lesbian sex

a moment where 2 (or more) girls seem to love each other just as much as a man and a woman do, so they fuck each other. could be rubbing your clits against each other or using a dildo.

Person B: I love you, as a lesbian.
Person E: Same.
Person B: Wanna have lesbian sex?
Person E: Sure.
Person D: Me too
Person B and Person E: Ok

by Sammyni Spyderini December 21, 2025

Sammyni Spyderini

A brainrot from the Roblox game, Steal a Brainrot. It's a yellow cube with spider legs and a top hat.

They almost replaced the Sammyni Spyderini with the Chimpanzini Spiderini!

Bro I just stole this Sammyni Spyderini, there's no way!

by Sammyni Spyderini October 1, 2025

ROFLMAOOLSHTISMP

when you roll on the floor laughing your ass off out loud so hard that you shit your pants

user1: bro trolling that kid was so funny
user2: yeah ikr?! ROFLMAOOLSHTISMP OH SHIT I SHAT MYSELF

by Sammyni Spyderini December 26, 2025