2 definitions by Salty Jonez

The whitest person you will ever meet.

Principle of Fridley High School
1: Hey did you hear that cracker-ass Doctor Web banned the freshman swim chant?
2: That bastard!
by Salty Jonez August 12, 2008
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Minnesota has the most meth labs of any state!
(suck on it California!)
by Salty Jonez August 12, 2008
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