Definitions by Salty Jonez

Doctor Web 

The whitest person you will ever meet.

Principle of Fridley High School

1: Hey did you hear that cracker-ass Doctor Web banned the freshman swim chant?
2: That bastard!

Doctor Web by Salty Jonez October 8, 2008

Minnesota 

#1 in meth production!

Minnesota has the most meth labs of any state!
(suck on it California!)

Minnesota by Salty Jonez October 7, 2008