Saftey Ranger Mike's definitions

Strafford Uglies

Mysterious and deformed (possibly inbred) human-like creatures that live deep in the forest/mountainous regions of Strafford NH. Legend tells that they seek pleasure in capturing, having sex with, and eating their prey regardless of who/what it happens to be.

Don't go camping in a small group, you wouldn't want to get raped by those Strafford Uglies.

by Saftey Ranger Mike May 28, 2009