Definitions by Ryan Olsman

ventriloqueef 

when some very talented female ventriloquist queefs but in a last ditch effort to save herself from embaracement makes it sound as if the person next to her queefed

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boyfriend "what was that?"
girlfriend "it wasn't me! it must have been a ventriloqueef"
boyfriend "oh those damned ventriloquists"

ventriloqueef by Ryan Olsman November 22, 2007