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Crotch Lobster
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Little tiny
insects
that
live in
the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs
OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave
my hairy balls
because they are
infested
with
Crotch Lobsters
by
Ryan Byrd
May 18, 2005
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