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Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.
"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.
by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008
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