Rural The Saurus's definitions

Lemon Eyes

When a guy is going down on you, and it totally feels good, but you are still getting over that awful stomach bug, and he’s not understanding the signal to MOVE MOVE MOVE, so you spray hot liquid ass all over his chin. The song Lemon Eyes plays in the background. Did you know that song is about jealousy?

Oh god, remember Lemon Eyes? That was a defining moment in the relationship.

by Rural The Saurus December 12, 2018