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An Unexpected Visitor is when you take a poo or shit in the morning (usaly after a late night fast food run) and it smells so bad that you dont recognize it as your own smell. Its as if a stranger or a visitor has used your bathroom prior to you.
Man I ate Jack in the Crack last night and this morning I awoke to an unexpected visitor/stranger .
by Rufus MF Jones September 22, 2006

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