Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

by Rolls Troyce May 07, 2023

Twerpadoodle

Endearing term for someone younger.

The cashier at Tom Thumb is a twerpadoodle.

by Rolls Troyce November 14, 2023