Asthma

A condition that can exist any and everywhere therefore it’s the best excuse ever; you can literally use this shit for any and everything
“Dude what’s that on your neck and why are you limping”

-Looks at hickey and remembers falling up the stairs-

“Oh I got asthma in my knees”

Sounds legit
by RoddyBBC May 30, 2019
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