A condition that can exist any and everywhere therefore it’s the best excuse ever; you can literally use this shit for any and everything
“Dude what’s that on your neck and why are you limping”
-Looks at hickey and remembers falling up the stairs-
“Oh I got asthma in my knees”
“Sounds legit”
-Looks at hickey and remembers falling up the stairs-
“Oh I got asthma in my knees”
“Sounds legit”
by RoddyBBC May 30, 2019