SFJ

SFJ - So fucking jealous
She makes me sfj.
Shouldn't you be hangin with your minions sfj
feeling resentment against someone because of that person's rivalry, success, or advantages (often fol. by of): He was sfj of his rich brother.
by Robert Greves October 05, 2006
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Hillionnaire

A person who posses unfathomable wealth, yet claims to be broke.
Some day I too wish to be a broke hillionnaire!
by Robert Greves June 30, 2014
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