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chicken cutlets

An adhesive bra or brassiere; specifically a spongy supportive material backed with adhesive without straps that a young lady applies to the bust to acheive the svelte look of going "commando". Such application avoids the unseemly bra lines that ruin so many bangin' dresses.

The name is directly derived from the bra's uncanny likeness to a pair of cup-like chicken cutlets.
Cass: Oh damn! My chicken cutlets have slipped again...
Rob: Your poultry is losing traction?
Cass: No Rob! My adhesive bra substitutes!

everyone enjoys hearty laugh
by Rob Ryan October 9, 2006
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