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El Paso is the centre of the low class trash universe. I just escaped from El Paso to take up residence in a city that has some class - San Antonio. And scientists say you cannot escape from the centre of a black whole. In moving to San Antonio I noticed that there were many El Pasoans and Mexicans. San Antonio had better do something to keep the scum from Mexico and the Chico's from El Paso out of here or San Antonio will become a larger version of El Shithole - sorry I mean El Paso. The people of El Paso are shit bag Mexicans and Chicanos - not the educated type that one finds in Dallas or San Antonio. Their main goal is to pull a scam on you and to f**K up your life if they can. As an escapee from Gulog El Paso I hope no one else gets sucked in. El Pasoans hate new ideas especially from outsiders - the words incestous comes to mind when thinking of their hiring practices. Anyone with new and exciting ideas need not apply.
1) Cathedral High School - very incesteous the principal graduated from there in 1980 - could not make it anywhere else. Is Brother Mel still telling 9th grade boys about the first time he got a hard on was when he saw his younger brothers naked body or that he has a cut joytoy???? They fired a great theology teacher for being of a different religion but they kept Brother Mel the Molester.

2) Trans America Security - cheats employees by giving them rubber cheques or trying not to pay them at all. If you complain the threaten to ruin your reputation. Owners claim to be good Catholics - they may be but they suck at being Christians.

3) Diocese of El Paso - lots of pedophile priests who do each other when not doing the boys in the El Paso-Juarez region. Superintendent of Catholic schools is a b**ch who fires people if they think or believe differently from her -Sr. Elizabitch as the Brothers at Gaythedral call her.

4) City County Government: only thing that can be said about them is: corrupt, thieves, moronic (esp. James Cook the mayor who sing stupid songs he writes about his family and Shitpaso), centre of a major FBI probe.
by Ricky62 October 14, 2007
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