Turtled

When you have a small dick and shrinkage. Your dick creeps so you have little hang and mostly head. Very much like a turtle’s head hiding in it’s shell.
My bathroom has a draft from the fan and I’m always turtled when I’m getting into the shower
by Richard Smalls January 31, 2020
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2020

The biggest year ever
things will be clear in 2020
by Richard Smalls October 31, 2019
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